SD 025 Hallmark Movie

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S: Hey, so I fucked up and I need your help.

D: Um, sure, anything you need, man, I'll do it.

S relieved: Oh, perfect. Pack your bags. We're going to my parents' house for Christmas.

D: Um, okay. Why?

S annoyed: Well, you know my parents, they're small town folk and they have all these ideas about where my life should be going, and they never approved of this whole villain thing, and my mom was talking about me meeting someone that she thinks I'd totally be interested in, like some hot shot lawyer from the city or some shit. And like, I have no interest in that. So I lied and said we were together.

D laughing: Wait. You need my help to stop your life from becoming a Hallmark movie?

S: Essentially, yes.

D grinning: Okay. Yeah, I can do that.

Caption: Holiday special!