SD 053 Because It's the Truth

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S: We can't be friends anymore. It's too dangerous.

D: Oh, don't even worry about that. Like, I'll protect you.

S: What? No, I don't need you to protect me.

D: Well, I mean, clearly you do.

S irritated: Do I? Please explain how I, the most powerful villain to ever exist, needs your protection?

D: Well, you just admitted that you're so pathetically weak, you can't even protect one person. So obviously you need me to protect you.

S: That's not what I-

D completely serious: Shh. Reaches out and puts their finger on S's lips, leaning forward to make sincere eye contact. Don't say anything. I understand how hard it must've been for you to admit that. But I swear to you right here right now. I will protect us both.

S without dislodging D's finger: Why do I believe you?

D confidently: Because it's the truth.

Caption: Safe.