SD 096 Valentine's Day

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Alex: What are you doing here?

Morgan: I'm here to get drunk with my best friend on valentine's day.

Alex: Why?

Morgan: Because that's what people with no plans on valentine's day do on valentine's day!

Alex: It's awfully bold of you to assume that I don't have plans already.

Morgan: No offense or anything but even looking like that there's no way in hell you have plans.

Alex: Excuse me?

Morgan: What can I say? A mass murderer is a turn off.

Alex: I mean some people are into it

Morgan: Yes, and you called those people annoying weirdos.

Alex: It's because they are.

Morgan: So, are we getting drunk or what?

Alex: That depends entirely on whether or not you brought something strong enough.

Morgan: Oh yeah, I got the strong stuff. I'm actually pretty sure that if I took even one sip of this, I would die.

Alex: Let me see.

Alex: Oh ho ho

Alex: Oh, this is gonna be fun!