SD 105 The Skull is Dishwasher Safe

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D: So, why do you drink human blood anyway? It doesn't taste good.

S: Hmm. You don't get to judge me on my drink preferences.

D: You know what? That's fair. But like why though.

S: It was kind of a heat of the moment thing. I was fighting a guy, he was pissing me off. So I said I was going to kill everyone he ever loved and drink all of their blood, using his skull as a cup. Um, they loved a lot of people.

D: Wait, that's why?

S: What? I couldn't just not follow through with the threat.

D: The dude is dead, it's not like he'd notice.

S: Eh, that's only sort of right.

D: Please tell me the skull cup in my cabinet right now is not aware.

S: ...

D distressed: I've used that cup for soup.

Caption: The skull is dishwasher safe.