SD 010 Carmen San-D-iego

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S: Why are you packing your bags?

D in a bit of a hurry: Oh, yes, that, um, yeah, my nemesis is a little bit closer to catching me than I thought they were, so I’ve gotta jump town early, um, so yeah, I’ll see you in a couple months.

S: Wait, are they coming here? Should I pack my stuff too, or?

D: Nono, you’re good, like, they’re gonna show up in like, 2 hours, tear the place apart looking for stuff they can’t find, and then they’ll just be after me. Um, but if you want you can tell them I’m going to Japan.

S: Are you going to Japan?

D: Heh, no I’m going to Brazil.

S: You know I could just- Gestures slitting their throat with their thumb.

D: I mean, yeah, you could, but that would ruin my Carmen Sandiego-esque heist that I’ve been planning for like, three years, so you’re not going to. Points at S seriously to emphasize their statement.

S putting on glasses: Innocent roommate act it is then, eh?

D: Thanks so much, I’ll bring you back a souvenir.

S after pushing their glasses up so they cover their glowing eyes: If you don’t send me at least one postcard, I’m not watering the plants.

Caption: This was the beginning of S tier's postcard collection.