SD 020 Normal Chihuahuas

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D: Why do you never fight the heroes in the city? Like all the other big villains do that.

S: All the other big villains need the handicap of civilian hostages. I don't. And frankly, I don't want to risk blowing up my favorite pizza place.

D: That's a very villainous way of saying that you don't want civilian blood on your hands.

S: Okay, fine. If I'm going to have blood on my hands, I want it to be blood worth bragging about, like, if you killed ten thousand ants, you wouldn't be like, "I have the blood of ten thousand ants on my hands!" No one would be impressed. But if you kill like a thousand rabid dogs, like that's impressive.

D: Did you just compare humanity's chosen champions to a bunch of rabid dogs?

S: You're right, I'm giving them too much credit. They're like a bunch of normal chihuahuas.

D: You think killing one thousand chihuahuas is something with bragging about?

S: I mean, when all you have is chihuahuas, you gotta make do.

Caption: S tier is a you're not worth killing come back when you're stronger type or person. [sic]