SD 008 Landlord

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S: So thanks again for letting me stay at your apartment, um, is it cool if I stay for another three months? Because I just got off the phone with my minions and they’re taking forever rebuilding my lair.

D waves a hand to assuage worry: Oh yeah, no, it’s totally fine.

S: Okay cool, do you want me to help, like, cover the rent? 'Cause like, I can just do that.

D: Rent? Oh, yeah no I don’t even pay rent, so it’s fine.

S: Wait, you live here for free?

D: I mean, yeah. It’s my building after all.

S surprised: You- You own this apartment complex?

D: 'Course I do. Honestly I’m surprised you didn’t know that, like, being a landlord in Capital City is the thing that bumped me up from E tier to D tier.

Caption: True evil.