SD 017 S Stands for Swiftie

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S is holding a record album of [evermore by Taylor Swift].

S: Why is there a Taylor Swift record on the table?

D: Hmm? Oh, that, yeah. That's for you.

S: You do know my birthday's not for like another month, right?

D: Yeah. I know. It's not your birthday present. It's just a replacement. I noticed you wore out the last one, and when I was robbing the 7-11, I noticed the record store across the street, so I figured, eh, why not?

S: Have I told you that you're the best?

D: You've mentioned it once or twice.

Caption: D tier villain is a natural when it comes to gift giving.