SD 037 Sidekick Material

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S: Okay. So now that you know what I was doing in high school, what were you doing in high school? It's only fair.

D: My parents were training me to be my brother's sidekick.

S: What?

D defeated: Yeah, when I got my powers, they took one look at them and said 'Sidekick material!' and that was that. My life plan decided.

S incredulous: Who- but- being a sidekick is the most degrading and dangerous job a super powered person can have, not to mention you're you!

D: Well, you know my parents.

S: I knew they were assholes. I didn't know they were stupid. Like who could look at you, the most fiercely independent and stubborn person to ever exist and think, 'yes, this person will be content to be a sidekick!?'

D: Well I mean I wasn't, that's why I'm a villain now.

S: Wait, the reason you're a villain is because you didn't want to be a sidekick?

D: I mean, it has more to do with wanting respect, uh, but yeah, essentially.

Caption: Nobody tells D tier what to do.