SD 040 Skipping Rocks

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D: I do not understand how you can be this bad at skipping rocks.

S: What are you talking about? I'm amazing at this.

D: I've been sitting here counting. Your record is two.

S: Oh, you can't see the portal from where you're standing. Come over here.

D: Portal. Why is there a portal?

S: Cause I made it, it goes to an ocean planet...somewhere.

D: Why?

S: Because I have to, like the first time I ever skipped a rock, it went all the way around the earth and hit me in the back of the head. It didn't hurt or anything, but it was surprising.

D: So what, what is your record?

S: How should I know, the rock's on a different planet.

Caption: D tier's record is 13.