SD 009 Broke the Fridge

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D: Weird question; have you seen the fridge?

S: Looks away, uncomfortable. Ah, about that. ''Looks back. Quieter'' I broke it.

D incredulous: How did you break the fridge?

S: Well, I woke up in the middle of the night, and I was hungry, and I wanted to make, like, a Hot Pocket? And I opened the freezer...and it broke.

D: Super strength must be a bitch.

S: Yeah, occasionally, um, I’ve ordered you a new one though. I hope you don’t mind it’s made of Shakeanium?

D: Isn’t that, like, the strongest metal?

S: Yeah. Looks off to the side. I still might break it though.

D: Well I mean, as long as I can open it.

S opens their mouth to speak, then pauses.

S points offscreen: Okay I’m gonna go make a phone call real quick.