SD 005 We Have Plans

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D in prison: Excuse me, guard? I would like to make my one phone call please.

S elsewhere, in the middle of a fight: All that, and not one of you managed to spill even a single drop of my blood. Well, looks like it’s game over, heroes.

A phone rings, playing Jenny by Studio Killers.

S pulls out their phone and answers.: Hello? Pauses. What do you mean you can’t hang out tomorrow?

D: Yeah, I’m in jail, uh, so.

S: You can’t be in jail, we have plans!

D: Yeah I know, but I’m, I’m like in jail, so.

S: Just leave, like, there’s nothing stopping you.

D: There’s like a lot of things stopping me actually.

S: What could possibly be getting in your way?

D: Um, iron bars…walls…guns.

S: Since when are any of those things an obstacle?

D: Since forever, like-

S: Dude, come on, stop messing with me. Just like, get up and leave, it’s not that hard.

D: You know your experiences aren’t universal, right?

S: Oh yeah… You want me to come get ya?

D: I mean, you don’t have to, I know you’re busy, but, like, if you can find the time I’d appreciate it.

Caption: The jail break took two seconds.