SD 131 All That and a Bowl of Chips

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S: You know, sometimes I really wish you would just take advantage of me.

D startled: I'm sorry. You want me to do what?

S complaining: I want you to use me. Like I could give you everything, and you never asked me for anything. Like, I don't even pay you rent. I feel like a freeloader.

D: Oh, okay, that's what you're talking about. Um, I mean, I ask you for stuff, like you're the one who cleans the apartment and does the dishes and laundry and stuff.

S: Yeah, I do. And all it takes is a snap of my fingers, so like four times a month, I do this. Snaps. Like, just throw me a bone and ask me for stuff every once in a while, okay?

D: Um, okay. I didn't really realize this was something you felt so strongly about. Um... I could go for a bowl of chips right now, I guess.

S: A bowl of- sighs you know what, start small. Snaps. There you go.

D serious: Have I ever told you your powers are so fucking cool?

S: You haven't, actually, but I'm glad that out of all the cool shit I've done, it's the bowl of chips that gets you to say it like- exasperated huff.

Caption: I wish I had some chips.