SD 006 Yeah, You Killed That Guy

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S holding up a hero: Alright hero, time to- wait a second, didn’t I already kill you? Yeah I totally did, didn’t I? Man I kill a lotta people. One second, I just gotta make a quick call and check.

S pulls out their phone to make a call.

D: I should rob a Walmart. '' Best Friend by Saweetie feat. Doja Cat plays. They look at their phone.'' Yeah, I was expecting this. Answers the call. Yeah, you killed that guy.

S: How’d you know I was gonna ask you that? And how do you know who I’m talking about?

D: 'Cause I know you, and you’re on the news.

S: I’m on the news? Looks up. Ohhh, I totally didn’t notice that helicopter. Waves to the helicopter, scaring it off. And they are gone.

D: And now I can’t see. But yeah, you’re probably dealing with, like, a successor or something, 'cause you definitely killed that guy.

S: Oh, successor, I’ll ask. Tilts phone down and talks to hero. Hey, are you like, a successor? Pauses for a response, then tilts phone back up to their mouth. He says he’s the original.

D: A small laugh. Yeah, if he thinks that, he’s a clone with the original guy’s memories.

S sympathetically: Oooh, alright, I’ll talk to you later. Hangs up, puts phone in their pocket, and looks at hero. So I have some bad news.

Caption: Just 2 villains talking about a hero.