SD 004 Conundrum Corporation

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S: Hey, uh, my lair got blown up again, can I crash at your place for a couple weeks?

D: Yeah, it’s fine, like, you know where the guest room is. Like honestly this happens so often I should just give you a key. Not that either of us would need a key to break into this shitty ass apartment.

S: Thanks man, I really appreciate- Breaks off after noticing something in the room. Why is there a giant glow in the dark ghost costume in the corner?

D: Oh yeah, that, um, well, have you ever heard of the Conundrum Corporation?

S: mutters conundrum corporation.

S: The teenage mystery solvers with the SUV and the talking cat?

D: Yeah, that’s them. I said that that mansion you lent me the deed to the other week is haunted and they’re gonna come investigate, but the only problem is, the costume shop ran out of costumes and that was the only one and it’s, it’s not my size, so I’m not really sure what I’m gonna do.

S: You need somebody to be the- obviously I can’t do it, such behavior is beneath me, obviously- but, I mean I do owe you for letting me stay so I can make an exception like this one time and I’ll, I’ll do it, please? Please let me do it.